White people through out America are FREAKIN the fuck out having watched Fox News’ reports of Black Panthers blocking the doorway and intimidating voters.

See the Fox News video here:

It looks like complete chaos there!

Oh, wait,what? The Fox reporter was asked to leave? Oh. The voters are safe then!

DIS’ JUST IN:

BET News has just released actual photos of White Tiger retaliating by intimidating voters as well.

Race War!!!!!!

PS: Fox News also followed the Black Panther Terror story by saying that Barack Obama was playing Basketball as they all laughed. Seriously, they did.

Obama’s grandmother died yesterday.

She heard a black man might be elected as president.

Last words “Over my dead body!“

All Jokes Aside…. Remember to go vote today!

It’s Halloween night and I just discovered “faggy parenting“.

When I was a kid we stayed out all night. We went home to divide the shitty candy from the good stuff. Then stashed the good stuff at home where our stoned fathers would eat it before we went to bed. I would walk around with the bag of rocks and candy corn just incase some neighborhood bully bag snatched us as we ran the street throwing eggs at houses and toilet papering our asshole neighbors.We stayed out as late as we could back then. But nowadays parents want to take their kids inside as soon as it gets dark. I got an email from a friend on myspace a bit ago that in the small town she lives in the parents wouldn’t even get out of their cars to walk their kids to the door. What a shame! The one day that a kid could go around with his parents at night and get free candy and parents are too lazy to walk around with them. We’re raising a country of future fags.

I had a few trick or treaters tonight. None after 7:30 pm. Luckily I got one trick or treater that made me want to post in my blog tonight…..

Best Costume:

My neighbor in his 20’s wearing a Breathalyzer costume.

Happy Halloween!

I’ll be performing at British Bulldog Pub this Saturday, Sept. 20th at 9:30 pm.

I’ll be sharing the stage with my good friend Chuy. This will be a really good show. Admission is free. Great drink specials.